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Saturday, January 28, 2012

To Rant or not to Rant

It is time for some verbal diarrhea. My life is so stressful. First, I don't want to move to Boston, but unless I want to be homeless, I'll have to move. Forget about my new house that was just bought a year ago. It's like a curse, I can't stay in one place for four years. I'm hoping, desperately hoping that a job will magically be found before April 1st. Ironic, isn't it? April Fool's Day. How I wish this was a trick. But it's not. And to make it worse, the amount of things I have to do, the amount of stupid projects I must complete are never-ending. I am sick of this. It looks like unemployment is quite the reality.

I don't understand why all this has to happen. Why nothing can go right, ever.

Is it just life?

Is there really a god out there, looking out for us?

Or is that just what we hope. What would we know about god, anyway? How would we be able to tell so many things about God, when we don't even know for sure the lies from the truths? How can we pretend to know god, when there are so many unsolved mysteries in real life, not just after death?

We pretend to know more than we do. Cue the agnostic thoughts.

Sometimes it seems like we are all just mistakes.

Maybe, the human being was just a mutant.

Look how we destroy our world.

Friday, January 20, 2012

How Fly changed to Cool

I learned three years ago that "fly" was the term for "cool" many, many years ago. It's funny how words changed so much. Once, when you would say, "That's so fly!", you would instead say "That's so cool!" When once you would say "I'm so amped for the game!", you would say "I'm so psyched for the game!" When once you would say, "That's bangin'!" you now would say, "That's awesome!" Funny how the English language changes, huh?
That's the bomb!
Translation: That's the awesomeness.
Maybe I taught you something about how people talked in the 80's to how people talked now. And no, I wasn't born in the 80's. Google!

~Banana Win

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Why Egos Irk Me

If there is one thing I can hate about a person, it is their ego. Usually, I don't have this problem with girls, mostly guys. Tell me --why do you want to have a big head? Why must you be praised? The egos are so suffocating, and it is irritating to deal with. At least once a day, I'm talked to in a patronizing way, by someone who thinks that they're better than me, smarter than me, and cooler than me. At least once a day, I am forced to talk to someone who thinks the world is at their feet, and they're the ruler. And I'm sure it is like this for many. So for all of you out there who think that these egotistical people are the banes of our existence, I'm right there with you, shouting for my peace of mind.

~Banana Win

Friday, January 13, 2012

What I Hate About Being Sick

Don't you just hate being sick? I won't believe anyone if they say they like to be sick--unless their reason is truly valid. Being sick for me just creates an annoyance. I miss out on tons of projects, and tons of work. Not fun, I assure you, especially when I have to finish all my work over the weekend--which is what I must do now. I was sick for the past three days. Not fun, I reiterate. On top of that, there's the fact that friends worry about you. Now, I don't consider myself a very popular person, in fact I particularly dislike those kids in schools who think that they're all that. But I did have to answer my friends who were worrying. Which involved talking--God save my sore throat!--and a lot of finger action for texting. As if I'm not already tired. Well, there's my rant of the day. Being sick is not fun.

~Banana Win

P.S. If you haven't already, I would really like if you read my story on wattpad, and maybe even voted? (To vote, click the orange button to the side of the story.) Any-who, here's the link! http://www.wattpad.com/2979790-the-edge-of-the-world-prologue-chapter-one
Please read if you can!

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Doomsday: Pfft. Like I know!

 I find it irritating how people think that they know when the world will end. So many people say, "Oh, December 21st, 2012! Doomsday!" How do they know? They say the Mayans and Nostradamus tried to tell us. How do we know what Nostradamus was trying to say? How do we know he's not crazy? How do we know that the didn't Mayans expect to reset their calendar in 2012? Many times in the past, people have thought the world was going to end. Take for example, the most recent occurrence: May 21st. Which just so happens to be my birthday. The world didn't end then. We can't decide when the world should end. It should stay that way.


Tuesday, January 3, 2012


Today I decided to think of all the stereotypes that I have ever heard of. Please don't be offended--I don't believe any of these stereotypes, I just wanted to see what our society deemed "oh-so-common" that it was made a stereotype.

- I'm BLONDE so I must be STUPID
- I'm LESBIAN so I must HATE MEN
- I'm JEWISH so I must have a BIG NOSE
- I'm EMO so I must CUT MY WRISTS
- I'm an INDIAN so I must own a CONVENIENCE STORE (haha...I don't own one.)
- I'm YOUNG so I must  be NAIVE
- I wear BLACK so I must be GOTH
- I'm RICH so I must be ARROGANT
- I get STRAIGHT A'S so i must have NO LIFE
- I'm PERUVIAN so I must like LLAMAS
- I'm IRISH so I must have a DRINKING PROBLEM
- I'm SKINNY so I must be ANOREXIC
- I'm FAT so I must not CARE about HEALTH
- I'm SMALL so I must be WEAK
- I'm CHINESE so I must be ATHEIST
- I'm CHINESE/RUSSIAN so I must be COMMUNIST (I particularly dislike this one. Some people I dislike use this one. UNTRUE!)

Those are just some that I found and thought of! The "I'm" and the "must" are just there for effect, by the way. Again, please don't get offended!

~Banana Win

Monday, January 2, 2012

10 Weird Facts

So today I feel like writing something weird so I decided to search for 10 Weird Facts. Here is what I found:

1. Most lipsticks contain fish scales. (ew, thank goodness I don't wear lipstick!)

2. Clinophobia is the fear of beds. (I feel sorry for those who have this, I want to sleep in my soft, warm      bed!)

3. Porcupines float in water.

4. The only fifteen letter word that can be spelt without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"

5. What is called a "French kiss" in the English-speaking world is called an "English kiss" in the French speaking world. (who would've ever thought? I wonder if this is true...)

6. Earth is the only planet not named after a god. (I wonder why...)

7. Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete. (Does that mean if the same pressure is applied to a thigh and to concrete, the concrete will break first?Oh wonderings.)

8. It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland. (I feel sorry for the dog lovers who live in Iceland.)

9. The world's oldest piece of chewing gum is 9,000 years old. (Now is this really true? Was chewing gum used for something else, and called something else 9,000 years ago?)

10.  An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (Oh they must not be too bright...)

Yup, so that's the ten weird facts that I found. Tell me if some of them are wrong and what you think!

~Banana Win

Sunday, January 1, 2012

What's wrong with crazy?

I am a crazy person. I will gladly admit that. But what I hate is when condescending people say in their very snooty voice "You are so weird." What's wrong with weird? What's wrong with crazy? What one person might think is perfectly normal, another person might think is completely abnormal. We are all different for a reason. There is no such thing as normal. Without craziness there are no personalities. Everyone is weird and crazy in their own way. The crazier you are the more interesting you are. The weirder you are the more amusing you are. Craziness doesn't really have a definition. You can be crazy smart. You can be crazy weird. Just please, don't be a crazy airhead. That's not good. 'Cause then you're just dumb.

~Banana Win